Amanda. :) -Dance, colorguard, Louisiana, cosmetology!
Reblogged from theojamies
"I don’t think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and was in a bar in England, years ago, with an ex-girlfriend. I heard this scratching. I was about to go to bed and I was thinking, ‘It’s an old ghost.’ I could hear this noise, but I couldn’t work out where it was coming from."
Reblogged from peacefulannihilation
The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken
This is so important
nOBODY has mentioned the fact that the chicken is Kentucky
kentucky fried chicken
the conspiracy slowly unravels
Reblogged from lorrettadicketownnl
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg