Amanda. :) -Dance, colorguard, Louisiana, cosmetology student!
Reblogged from heartsoflovve
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Reblogged from heylola2
Regardless of how you feel about other people’s pets, whether they’re rats or snakes or spiders or lizards or whatever else, don’t be a dick. Do not make jokes about killing them, do not comment on how disgusting they are and do not act like the animal is a contagious disease that you need to get away from. These are our beloved pets. You wouldn’t like it if someone treated your pets like that, so please don’t do it to ours just because they’re a little bit different.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"
Reblogged from dignityandgrace
Reblogged from edgarallanfuck
Reblogged from bagelhoarder
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
This has happened to me before but as a hairdresser I am saying this for all hairdressers: TELL US IF ITS NOT WHAT YOU WANT OR LIKE. We will legit fix it for free and probably offer you another free service next time to keep you as a client.